Monday, May 22, 2006

The Flash is Starting to Scare Me VI

Okay, I'll admit it.

It's unfair.

It's ignorant.

It's prejudiced.

It's downright meanspirited.

But I can't help how I was raised.

I just don't trust anyone who wears a pink dress and a red coat.

(But that's one helluva secret identity idea.)


  1. Heels are totally a mask thing. Does any women really like wearing them?

  2. Red Tornado did it first.

  3. Wait. No she didn't. But you can kinda see where I'm coming fro...

    I'm going back to sleep.

  4. Is this some inside reference to the movie Sorority Boys? A movie in which one of the cross-dressing characters was played by none other than Michael Rosenbaum, voice of the Flash.

    Or am I just reading too much into this?

  5. I don't get it.

    What's the deal about pink dresses and red coats? Other than it being a fashion disaster, I mean.

  6. The coat doesn't bother me...the red shoes do.


  7. He's a guy. We lack these mysterious things called "fashion senses" and must be trained to deal with men's fashion. Wally just doesn't know any better.

    Hell, I'd cross-dress the other way if I were going with it as a disguise - be myself in secret identity and then throw on some sort of bodysuit-costume combo to be the hero. I could store lifesaving equipment in the Power Girls, and they'd thoroughly distract witnesses. And it'd be easier to pull off than cross-dressing in secret identity mode.