Tuesday, January 10, 2006

How Empress Did It

They have discovered the secret to becoming white. It's targeted towards Jubilee, but I guess it works for other races too because M and Empress have both turned white recently.

And here I thought something just scared them.


  1. Wow, I'm rarely so virulent. But that product...really fucking offensive.

    What's wrong with a little diversity? Egads.

  2. I don't get that product. I see hundreds of Asian people every day. They all look fine to me.

  3. Thats fucked up!

    I just had an idea!

    I'm going to buy gallons of it and fill a pool then just lie in it. I'm going to be the whitest guy in the world!

    It'll be set in the Guiness book forever!

  4. And you'll always have a part to play whenever a Vampire movie comes out!

  5. Am I the only one who didn't think Empress looked white in that shot?

  6. Recently it seems the character M has become white in recent issues of X-Factor. Go figger.