Thursday, July 20, 2006

Hal's Dialogue Challenge

If anyone would like to put words in Hal Jordan's mouth, be my guest!

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34 comments:

  1. Hal: "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear..."

    or

    "Kyle, thanks for loaning me your piss. I REALLY wouldn't have passed that drug test."

    or

    Takethis to the grave with you Kyle... bros befor hoes.

    I could do this all day.

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  2. "So, whoever wins the arm wrestling match..."

    "...is the prettiest. On the count of three..."

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  3. "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!"

    "Form of: Giant Jackass!"

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  4. "It's agreed. They kill any Greenm Lattern for marketing again...

    "We search Hypertime for the closest duplicate."

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  5. "Kyle, thanks for loaning me your piss. I REALLY wouldn't have passed that drug test."

    The color of urine. The fear of secrets revealed. A deadly combination for any Lantern!

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  6. "My Hair gel, your hair gel..."

    "Our hair gel."

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  7. "Fuck off back to The Matrix, Keanu --"

    "--DADDY'S HOME."

    //\Oo/\\

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  8. "What's the matter kid, are you retarded?... ... I'm the goddam GL!"

    Hey someone was bound to bring that up sooner or later.

    or

    "Not so fast son. ... You didn't put the seat back down."

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  9. "I'm sorry, Kyle, but..."

    "...my costume is WAY prettier."

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  10. "See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen."

    "ooooooohhh"

    Oh come on! They look like they are dancing!

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  11. "There's a place for us, a time and place for us..."

    "Hold my hand and we're halfway there, hold my hand and I'll take you there..."

    Green Lantern + West Side Story = Boffo Box Office!

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  12. "Hold my hand" "I'll take you to the promised land"

    or

    "Hold my hand" "I want to love you the best that I can"

    (Hootie & the Blowfish song. I know, I know. Can't believe I actually *remembered* that song. lame.)

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  13. First bubble: "Taaaaaaaaaaake on meeeeeeeeeeeee!"

    Second bubble: "TAKE! ON! ME!"

    Even better if you imagine Kyle making all the "doot doot doot da doot doot doot doot da doo doo doo" noises for a backbeat.

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  14. "You're a little bit country..."

    "I'm a little bit rock and roll"

    Admittedly, the other way around would make more sense, but still...

    Also

    "Kyle, I say this as a friend and as a fellow Green Lantern..."

    "That crab mask was freakin' ridiculous."

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  15. "One of these days..."

    "..we'll figure out that handshake that John taught us."

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  16. Admittedly, I owe everything to Poison Ivory here, because she was playing the DeMatteis to my Giffen and coming up with the actual wording:

    "And that's how you use the ring to make a woman orgasm by just touching her."

    "Now you try it on me."

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  17. "Just do us both a favor and don't go rock-scaling alone again! That's downright stupid!"

    "In case you haven't gotten the bulletin, the fair sex belongs in the GL Corps Kitchen!"

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  18. "I can never say no when anybody looks at me with those puppy-dog eyes..."

    "...Well, except for G'nort, but he couldn't look at me any OTHER way!"

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  19. "Then put your little hand in mine..."

    "There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb. Babe. I got you babe."

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  20. "I'm totally into this new band from Canada..."
    "... it's called Sex Bob Bomb!"

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  22. That last comment is pretty good, just because I'd like to see how Hal pronounces all that stuff.

    In tribute:

    "Mr. Rainer, I say good news. I need help for custody of twenty million Okaaran Credits."

    "I need bank details."

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  23. Those eyes...They make me feel all Green and glowy.

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  24. I think we might as well all quit and give the prize to dan jacobson.

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  25. Points to Anon for that ad that somehow made this whole thing funnier.

    I'll be original this go around:

    "You may have flown before..."

    "...but you've never flown with me before."

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  26. "I'm really ..."

    "... Willem Dafoe."

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  27. "Kyle...."

    "I wish I could quit you."

    Come on, SOMEBODY was going to post it!

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  28. Matt Craig wins.

    I concur.

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  29. Some advice kid,

    Never fall asleep drunk if Geoff johns is in the room.

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  30. Dedicated to email spam everywhere:

    "I used to have a small penis, too, Kyle.."

    "Til I got SUPER PUMP ACTION. Can I show you how?"

    Kris

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