tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post115339029021000127..comments2024-01-02T09:18:23.893-05:00Comments on Written World: Hal's Dialogue ChallengeRagnellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00373059673228550524noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153937724512473892006-07-26T14:15:00.000-04:002006-07-26T14:15:00.000-04:00Dedicated to email spam everywhere:"I used to have...Dedicated to email spam everywhere:<BR/><BR/>"I used to have a small penis, too, Kyle.."<BR/><BR/>"Til I got SUPER PUMP ACTION. Can I show you how?"<BR/><BR/>KrisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153564211718125442006-07-22T06:30:00.000-04:002006-07-22T06:30:00.000-04:00Some advice kid,Never fall asleep drunk if Geoff j...Some advice kid,<BR/><BR/>Never fall asleep drunk if Geoff johns is in the room.Sleestakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08512281434803286602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153555554946027032006-07-22T04:05:00.000-04:002006-07-22T04:05:00.000-04:00Matt Craig wins.I concur.<I>Matt Craig wins.</I><BR/><BR/>I concur.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153541643890067342006-07-22T00:14:00.000-04:002006-07-22T00:14:00.000-04:00"Kyle....""I wish I could quit you."Come on, SOMEB..."Kyle...."<BR/><BR/>"I wish I could quit you."<BR/><BR/>Come on, SOMEBODY was going to post it!notinthefacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12537680561821564347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153525765342776022006-07-21T19:49:00.000-04:002006-07-21T19:49:00.000-04:00"I'm really ...""... Willem Dafoe.""I'm really ..."<BR/><BR/>"... Willem Dafoe."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153506237069814902006-07-21T14:23:00.000-04:002006-07-21T14:23:00.000-04:00Points to Anon for that ad that somehow made this ...Points to Anon for that ad that somehow made this whole thing funnier.<BR/><BR/>I'll be original this go around:<BR/><BR/>"You may have flown before..."<BR/><BR/>"...but you've never flown with me before."Centurionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05851911644205675544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153490882926739632006-07-21T10:08:00.000-04:002006-07-21T10:08:00.000-04:00I think we might as well all quit and give the pri...I think we might as well all quit and give the prize to <B>dan jacobson</B>.Matthew Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01007497367844755093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153487806184253592006-07-21T09:16:00.000-04:002006-07-21T09:16:00.000-04:00Those eyes...They make me feel all Green and glowy...Those eyes...They make me feel all Green and glowy.joncormierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00865627865285684437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153472360997402612006-07-21T04:59:00.000-04:002006-07-21T04:59:00.000-04:00That last comment is pretty good, just because I'd...That last comment is pretty good, just because I'd like to see how Hal pronounces all that stuff.<BR/><BR/>In tribute: <BR/><BR/>"Mr. Rainer, I say good news. I need help for custody of twenty million Okaaran Credits."<BR/><BR/>"I need bank details."Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00661580119449756549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153460092327085862006-07-21T01:34:00.000-04:002006-07-21T01:34:00.000-04:00"I'm totally into this new band from Canada...""....."I'm totally into this new band from Canada..."<BR/>"... it's called Sex Bob Bomb!"Starlinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09625877382887232255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153448807594209022006-07-20T22:26:00.000-04:002006-07-20T22:26:00.000-04:00"Then put your little hand in mine...""There ain't..."Then put your little hand in mine..."<BR/><BR/>"There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb. Babe. I got you babe."Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07031148703359970944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153439622333680132006-07-20T19:53:00.000-04:002006-07-20T19:53:00.000-04:00"I can never say no when anybody looks at me with ..."I can never say no when anybody looks at me with those puppy-dog eyes..."<BR/><BR/>"...Well, except for G'nort, but he couldn't look at me any OTHER way!"Erichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00083091864939104540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153435461257774912006-07-20T18:44:00.000-04:002006-07-20T18:44:00.000-04:00"Just do us both a favor and don't go rock-scaling..."Just do us <B>both</B> a favor and don't go rock-scaling <B>alone</B> again! That's downright <B>stupid</B>!"<BR/><BR/>"In case you haven't gotten the <B>bulletin,</B> the fair sex belongs in the <B>GL Corps Kitchen!</B>"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153429542768077402006-07-20T17:05:00.000-04:002006-07-20T17:05:00.000-04:00Admittedly, I owe everything to Poison Ivory here,...Admittedly, I owe everything to Poison Ivory here, because she was playing the DeMatteis to my Giffen and coming up with the actual wording:<BR/><BR/>"And that's how you use the ring to make a woman orgasm by just touching her."<BR/><BR/>"Now you try it on me."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153428195073473042006-07-20T16:43:00.000-04:002006-07-20T16:43:00.000-04:00"One of these days...""..we'll figure out that han..."One of these days..."<BR/><BR/>"..we'll figure out that handshake that John taught us."Haute Corbeillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07185246237238633338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153421870391003442006-07-20T14:57:00.000-04:002006-07-20T14:57:00.000-04:00"You're a little bit country...""I'm a little bit ..."You're a little bit country..."<BR/><BR/>"I'm a little bit rock and roll"<BR/><BR/>Admittedly, the other way around would make more sense, but still...<BR/><BR/>Also<BR/><BR/>"Kyle, I say this as a friend and as a fellow Green Lantern..."<BR/><BR/>"That crab mask was freakin' ridiculous."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153416504425380492006-07-20T13:28:00.000-04:002006-07-20T13:28:00.000-04:00First bubble: "Taaaaaaaaaaake on meeeeeeeeeeeee!"S...First bubble: "Taaaaaaaaaaake on meeeeeeeeeeeee!"<BR/><BR/>Second bubble: "TAKE! ON! ME!"<BR/><BR/>Even better if you imagine Kyle making all the "doot doot doot da doot doot doot doot da doo doo doo" noises for a backbeat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153414657105769322006-07-20T12:57:00.000-04:002006-07-20T12:57:00.000-04:00"There's a place for us, a time and place for us....."There's a place for us, a time and place for us..."<BR/><BR/>"Hold my hand and we're halfway there, hold my hand and I'll take you there..."<BR/><BR/>Green Lantern + West Side Story = Boffo Box Office!LThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14651933709311048179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153410205967791782006-07-20T11:43:00.000-04:002006-07-20T11:43:00.000-04:00"See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the danci..."See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen."<BR/><BR/>"ooooooohhh"<BR/><BR/>Oh come on! They look like they are dancing!Batiduendehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00752011198757678247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153409784272722362006-07-20T11:36:00.000-04:002006-07-20T11:36:00.000-04:00"You're hurting..."My hand...""You're hurting...<BR/><BR/>"My hand..."Cullen Watershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01649159671742392347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153409548325222622006-07-20T11:32:00.000-04:002006-07-20T11:32:00.000-04:00"I'm sorry, Kyle, but...""...my costume is WAY pre..."I'm sorry, Kyle, but..."<BR/><BR/>"...my costume is WAY prettier."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153408232606091422006-07-20T11:10:00.000-04:002006-07-20T11:10:00.000-04:00"What's the matter kid, are you retarded?... ... I..."What's the matter kid, are you retarded?... ... I'm the goddam GL!"<BR/><BR/>Hey someone was bound to bring that up sooner or later.<BR/><BR/>or<BR/><BR/>"Not so fast son. ... You didn't put the seat back down."joncormierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00865627865285684437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153407785279091992006-07-20T11:03:00.000-04:002006-07-20T11:03:00.000-04:00"Fuck off back to The Matrix, Keanu --""--DADDY'S ..."Fuck off back to The Matrix, Keanu --"<BR/><BR/>"--DADDY'S HOME."<BR/><BR/>//\Oo/\\Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153407581867087012006-07-20T10:59:00.000-04:002006-07-20T10:59:00.000-04:00"My Hair gel, your hair gel...""Our hair gel.""My Hair gel, your hair gel..."<BR/><BR/>"Our hair gel."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16538843.post-1153406510474600452006-07-20T10:41:00.000-04:002006-07-20T10:41:00.000-04:00Two months salary...... for this?Two months salary...<BR/><BR/>... for this?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com