
Now, let's get down to brass tracks.
Green Lantern #12 Spoilers
I mean it.
Readers, this is Arisia:

Now, the short version of her unfortunate history is that she was a teenaged girl in the Green Lantern Corp who had a crush on Hot-Shot Hal Jordan. She was 14 in Earth years, but 28 in her homeworld's years. Hal wanted nothing to do with her romantically, she looked 14. So, she uses her ring to age herself so that she appears to be 28, as humans see it, and tells everyone she had a growth spurt. (I think Katma Tui raised an eyebrow at this, but the CPB AI thingy that the GLs used was down at that point so no one could check.) After a complicated story with her chasing after him and annoying him, and some mind control, and some general GL weirdness that brought them closer, Hal has the supreme lapse of judgment that accepts her advances.
Here's where things get fuzzy, because up to the point that Englehart wrote her, she acted like a teenager. As far as I could tell, under Englehart, she acted and thought like a 28 year old. He has been quoted in interviews as writing the story as a way of making the point that physical appearance doesn't matter, but it still sounds skeevy. Either way, this is the history they had to work with, and work with it they did. Arisia stayed artificially aged (which is something I think should have put her on the fridge list, because losing your childhood for a guy and never getting it back is an injury) until she died.
When Englehart left, most of them lost their powers and only Hal had a ring. Englehart had pretty much written her as an adult woman once she aged. Under Priest in Action Comics Weekly Arisia was the main love interest, and she was pretty much an airheaded sex toy (not that anyone acted like they had a brain in Priest's run) because she had no powers and apparently no sense. Jones brought back the Corps, but left Arisia powerless -- citing her use of the ring to age herself -- and established that mentally she was still 14. Then she got moved over to Warrior and Beau Smith made her into an extremely cool character before killing her. However, he laid the seeds for a resurrection by spending time during the series to point out her remarkable healing abilities (such as healing a broken spinal column in one week).
Now, I haven't read all the issues, but I love and hate the concept of this story. I love it because this is what a teenager would do. They would age themselves to get their crush. I love how Arisia behaved.

If I had a chance, I would keep it, only I'd retcon it so Arisia was unnoticed as a teenager by Hal, and he didn't know that the artificially aged Arisia who approached him was the same as that teenaged elf person who used to follow Tomar Re and Katma Tui around on Oa. Granted, some people would tell me that puts a lot of wrongdoing on Arisia while taking the weight off of Hal's shoulders, except for the difference in behavior. How Arisia behaved, while very wrong, was acceptable as she was a teenager. How Hal behaved, while often defended by his fans, was unacceptable. He was the adult, he knew this.
Anyway, what I noticed was when I saw the above panel was the costume. Take a look again.
Yes, I saw the boobs. Stop looking at the boobs for a minute and think critically with me. Earlier in the story, Hal has a flashback that ends with seeing Arisia. Here are the pictures of that flashback.
There is no Cleavage Slit in the earlier costume. I looked at the recent costume again. It seemed, awfully tight even with the cleavage slit. Even compared to the earlier one. Then I looked at the gloves.



So, anyway, I've come to the conclusion that this is 28 year old Arisia wearing a costume sized for 14 year old Arisia.
Now, it comes to the why, and what the implications are. We got two narrative boxes of information on Arisia, along with some dialogue telling Hal to forgive himself because she's forgiven him.

So we know that Beau Smith's death story is still in continuity.
We don't know what else is. Arisia came up in the flashbacks right after Hal was kicking himself for leaving Carol because of commitment issues. So, the romance could still be intact. But, he never specifically mentions that he dated her, and when he finds her later in the issue he connects his flashback of her with the idea that she was seeking him out (which is as good as true, given Hal's horrible track record with mind control).
So, I'm seeing some options here, and they aren't all good.
1) History as told is totally intact, and I'm misreading the art.
2) History as told is totally intact, and Arisia reverted to the physical age of 14 after she was revived by the Manhunters -- whatever they did to imprison her and tap her ring caused this. She's been growing since.
3) History as told is intact up until she loses her ring, then she reverts to 14.
4) She never artificially aged, and the romance never happened.
5) She never artificially aged, but the romance did happen.
Thoughts?
Always reminds me of that panel of Hal punching a general with a few lines of dialogue changed that I saw on Something Awful.
ReplyDelete"Her planet orbits the sun differently than ours."
"Hal, she was 14."
"SHE WAS 28!" *punch*
Also, I've just plowed through Milennium.
I don't like Steve Engleheart's writing very much at all.
Me neither, that's why I'm having trouble getting through those issues.
ReplyDeleteThat and I'm mad he changed John's origin.
And married Katma off.
And that crap he did to Carol.
Steve Engleheart is the king of the icky relationship.
ReplyDeleteNice purse, Hal!
ReplyDeleteIt seems odd that a species like Arisia's could look 14-years-old, chronologically be 28-years-old, and yet act 14-years-old.
ReplyDeleteIt seems odd that she'd be mature enough to be given the most powerful weapon in the universe and a section of that universe to protect, but so immature otherwise.
It's such an odd jumble that it's hard to fault Hal, the fictional character, so much as the creators for setting up this screwy situation.
So, yeah, I can't speak to the continuity thing. I just think it's odd storytelling. I wouldn't care if they had them couple-up.
Engelhart's Scorpio Rose:
ReplyDeleteRose: I've been fighting evil for 200 years because I was raped and made immortal by that rape, and I can't feel anything!
The Rapist: That was my demon half, and it was not under my control.
Rose: Well, I guess that's okay then. I forgive you. Now I feel better!
I'm willing to write it off as bad art. Considering how Boodika, who has always been portrayed as being a large, overly-muscled woman looks a lot closer to a Red-Sonja kind of build in this issue.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not even going to mention how Boodika being there contradicts "The Last Will And Testament of Hal Jordan" even though that story is pretty much essential to the current continuity...
It's new Earth though, so it's possible that it could be an alternate version of Boodika. (or Arisia).
ReplyDeleteHeck, this is Geoff Johns we're talking about given the man's love for continuity, I'm sure this'll all be explained. He mentioned the Warrior stuff after all.
West -- that always got me, but back in Moore's days she was a teenagede sidekick. When Englehart took over, she insisted she was legally and adult and he wrote her like an adult -- with the exception of changing her appearance. I have trouble blaming either character, I just hope Johns can smooth out the story so everyone's in character, everyone gets called out for their individual wrongdoing (I've ntoiced a number of GL fans hate Johns because he'll actually call out Hal for acting like Hal, rather than present it as the proper way to behave), and it makes sense.
ReplyDeleteDan -- Eek
Starman -- See, I personally like Ivan Reis, but yeah, Boo's awfully small and Lithe here. Of coruse, other artists draw Hal more muscular (when he's supposed to be a Paul Newman physique). I'd have to see Boodika standing next to Hal and still smaller before I condemn an artist that'll do a two-page spread with a half-page devoted to male character's rump.
And I'm with Kalinara, Geoff Johns is obsessed. He felt a need to explain away the gray hair. He'll figure out a way to reconcile Boodika's spot.
That's why I'm more inclined to think Arisia's costume weirdness is puposeful rather than a cheesecakey redesign.
re: static's "Let me get this straight, because I've only ever read the Kyle Rayner as GL books... The Green Lantern ring is capable of both inducing and controlling cellular growth on living beings, and Hal "effing" Jordan never once thought, "Hey, I wonder if I could use this to fix those muscles Dinah's throat."
ReplyDeleteThe fact people still like Hal is a testament to the fact that I really, really need to stop reading comics before my head implodes. What a yutz."
See, this is another thing I don't blame on Hal.
The creators need(ed?) to figure out exactly what these rings could and couldn't do.
All that cellular growth stuff is pretty damned fancy, though it's news to me (lie. it happened in Generations 2).
The planetary-scale actions GL's have taken, at times, is pretty fancy.
Not being able to handle a terrestrial threat, like Major Force or Sonic the Hedgehog (whateverhisnamewas)... not so fancy.
Creators.
I am glad that the Arisia's death story in Guy Gardner: Warrior is still in the history books, although I'm curious how it was "undone." It was a sad story, although some might say it was a sample of "You touched my stuff!" storytelling.
ReplyDeleteGuy saw Arisia as more of a little sister and former Green Lantern than a potential girlfriend, but he was still angry enough to go after Major Force (without his powers).
The final issue had a nice scene drawn by Tom Grummet of Guy and Parallax at Arisia's funeral, with "Hal" leaving a green statue of her.