Saturday, August 26, 2006

A Joke In Need of a Punchline


This panel begs for mocking, but I can't quite word a joke right tonight. Can anybody help me out?

9 comments:

  1. Remove the "I'm not beaten yet" from Steve's word balloon and replace it with:

    "I think you feel like Wonder Woman!" (cue Charles Nelson Rielly "Huugh Herrr!" laugh)

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  2. Steve's next words are "In fact, why don't we try that!" ...he's seconds away from dropping trou and explaining what Diana needs to do with the lasso.

    Something like that, only pithier?

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  3. "Wait, Steve! I remember now! THAT'S what we do on Thursday nights!"

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  4. "Wait, Steve! I remember now! THAT'S what we do on Thursday nights!"

    There! Pithier.

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  5. Maybe you should put the dialogue through my recently patented Dickifier...

    Diana: Do I look different? Like a Wonder Woman?

    Steve: How many times did you ask me that last night, Diana? How many times do I have to answer?

    Diana: Do I not look like a Wonder Woman now?

    Steve: Do you feel like a woman now?

    Diana: Answer me.

    Steve: God, you sound like my mother.

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  6. Which would've been funnier if I'd changed Steve's line to:

    Steve: Do you feel like a Wonder Woman now?

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  7. Steve should be saying:
    Well, next time only do one line and a lude.

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  8. There's a Joss Whedon joke in there somewhere.

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