Potential (Very likely) Spoilers
Enclosed is a Victoria's Secret Gift Certificate. Get a big enough bra.
Enclosed is a laxative. You look a bit stuffed up.
You seem to have been replaced by a beady-eyed imposter. You may need to look into that.
Are you going to be able to be in the JSA too? Because that would rock, to see you in three teams at once. I think the record is Wally West, and that was two team books and a solo book. You could totally bury that if you could swing a miniseries too.
At least this cover wasn't by Chaykin.
Welcome back from limbo. You've gotten quite a push lately, so there's a bit to live up to. Watch out for Green Lantern. I don't think you've dealt with him yet.
I'm happy you got your break and look forward to reading your adventures. Please remember to smile pretty for the camera, and turn around as often as Uncle Hal does.
Congratulations on your new job. I'm surprised you found a hairstyle that makes the Afro look good in retrospect.
I love you. You are one of my favorite Lanterns. Top 2, at least. I would enjoy seeing
Dear stupid, garish, Silver Age android,
Rust and die. The real Red Tornado is Ma Hunkel.