Anyway, things go wonderfully until she asks why he's jumping. It's over his girlfriend.
Now, if you're Lois Lane, and you hear the above as a reason to jump off a building, how do you respond?
A -- "You poor thing! You certainly need to talk to someone about this. If you'll come in off the ledge, I know a fine couples counselor who can get to the bottom of your troubles."
B -- "Did you think that maybe she wanted to keep her slender, delicate figure for the sake of your eyes?"
C -- "Why, you grade-A boob, you! Do you mean to say you'd jump eight stories over a thing like that?!?"
And there you have it folks:
Lois Lane, Emergency Counselor for Troubled Young Men.
Who else wants to be her when they grow up?