So, today is Kalinara's birthday, and I've been racking my head for a gift.
Maybe she'd like a Guy Gardner: Warrior figurine?
Hmm... doesn't look to be for sale. Ooo, how about an ice sculpture?
Naw, that might get dusty. Maybe I should be more creative. Set up an event, like a visit from a relative who hasn't lived nearby for a while.
That could backfire. Back to traditional gifts. Umm... Everybody likes guns?
On second thought, that looks complicated.
Hmm... OH! I know! She just got a new cat. I'll get her a kitty bed, just like...
Y'know what? Think I'll buy her some ice cream next time we get together. Yeah. That's it.