"Careful. Being openly - that way - is a good way to get killed in this universe."
(And before the Marvel Zombies dig in to me, I really DO believe it's a coincidence that all the openly gay characters have been getting killed off lately. Really. :) )
I am utterly incapable of coming up with a joke that doesn't involve blindness at this early hour, so instead I will just say "here" and move along. I will be able to speak clever later :)
De-lurking as requested - long time reader, first time poster, love the blog, etc. I hope I'm not too late but after my NaNoWriMo (my first, wheee!) ended I need a bit of time to, well, sleep. Congrats on the win and hope your novel tuned out much better than mine!
"There you are, God damn it!" "I've been looking everywhere for you!" "The citizens are rioting, and burning down buildings, its mayhem!" "And where have you been...?" "SHOPPING!!!"
"Red Pajamas? Really? Are you fashion blind?"
ReplyDeleteThere, corny ass joke and a poke and still reading.
'I can't believe you talked me into letting a blind guy do my clothes shopping for me.'
ReplyDelete"For the record, pink bags and red boots don't mix."
ReplyDeleteHere's the link to mine.
ReplyDelete"Careful. Being openly - that way - is a good way to get killed in this universe."
ReplyDelete(And before the Marvel Zombies dig in to me, I really DO believe it's a coincidence that all the openly gay characters have been getting killed off lately. Really. :) )
"Damned Victoria's Secret manager said the elevator was for customers only. How did you make it to the roof so . . . Oh."
ReplyDelete"What good is valet parking if I have to pick up my packages on the roof?"
ReplyDelete"It's a boy!"
ReplyDeleteI am utterly incapable of coming up with a joke that doesn't involve blindness at this early hour, so instead I will just say "here" and move along. I will be able to speak clever later :)
ReplyDelete"I just know I'm going to get kicked off this damn roof."
ReplyDeleteHi, my name is Yolanda Montez. Am I in the right universe?
ReplyDelete"You bought me a black burqa? That better be some kind of sick joke, Murdock!"
ReplyDeleteI would wait for you forever, Ragnell.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the NaNoWriMo-No.
Here's my punchline.
"You got my white costume in there? That'd be great, considering, y'know: White Tiger."
ReplyDelete"What happened to my nose?"
ReplyDelete"Why did someone install a swimming pool ladder on the side of this building?"
"Did you have liposuction on your right leg or something?"
Is this the 5 o'clock free crap giveaway?
ReplyDelete"Yeah, the gift bags are pretty much the only reason I show up for these crossovers too."
ReplyDeleteIn a shamless attempt to drive hits, here is my entry.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, BTW.
"hi, i'm white tiger. you must be the blue devil."
ReplyDelete"Thanks for agreeing to meet me here. I know how embarrassed some guys get when a woman asks them to buy feminine hygiene products."
ReplyDelete"I'm confused. Am I a superhero vigilante or a fetishist or perhaps a fetishist vigilante?"
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck?! You too? Whatever happened to gift-wrapping? And don't give me some bullshit argument about the environment!
ReplyDeleteDe-lurking as requested - long time reader, first time poster, love the blog, etc. I hope I'm not too late but after my NaNoWriMo (my first, wheee!) ended I need a bit of time to, well, sleep. Congrats on the win and hope your novel tuned out much better than mine!
ReplyDeleteOh, and two from me here.
"There you are, God damn it!"
ReplyDelete"I've been looking everywhere for you!"
"The citizens are rioting, and burning down buildings, its mayhem!"
"And where have you been...?"
"SHOPPING!!!"