So I just got into the pile from last Wednesday and guess what I find...
A comic book with a naked man in it.
A naked man, established to be very good looking by the dialogue.
Sadly, though, it was difficult to tell from the art, because this naked man was not drawn by Ivan Reis or Ed Benes.
No, this naked man was drawn by John Byrne.
Damn you, Simone, you did that on purpose.