I swear, I was writing my John Stewart post last night. But close to sunrise, I fall prey to a medical condition common among Night-shifters.
You see, my brain starts tor resemble cottage cheese.
This has prevented me from finishing my John Stewart post.
It has also further dulled my wit to the point that I cannot make a recognizable joke.
So, instead, I have a special treat that I've been saving for all of you.
That's right, it's the Green Lantern Corps dress uniform, as modeled by Kilowog!
Please note the length of the cape.
It allows an uninterrupted view of the most important body part.